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Items on Amazon.com that you cannot (or at least should not) buy

No-----item: Video: Do Not Buy,
Place Holder Do Not Order

asdf calendar,
asfaas (Hardcover) by asdfa hhj,
Asdfas by asdf,
asdf: Books: ynmyymnh,
fsd: Tools & Hardware,
asdf: Books: asdf,
asdf asdf: Music: adsff,
qwerty

Placeholder Title: Tools & Hardware,
Accessories Example 1,
Accessories Example 2

Blah Service #1a,
Blah Service #1b,
Tom Dick and Harry: DVD: blah blah

Test (2001) by director: aaaaaaa,
ddddd,
eeee,
hhhhhhhh by kj,
jjjjj,
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj by hhhh,
kkkk (Paperback) by ppppp (Author),
MMMMM by MM,
popopo,
qqqq (Paperback) by pppp (Author),
TTTT by Tttt,
Zzzzz,
99999 Test Title #30

Items from the inestimable Ebsqa, group:
Qwert Prod Stickers Silv01, Ear plug foam Wedges, Teething tester, Pen on a Rope, Window Clingy, fjdksfj Pipecleaners, asdfasdfg Pipecleaners, Amzon.com Window Clingy, Amzon.com Bumper Sticker, Bumper Sticker, Round Sticker (1 lb), Can Cozy, X Mas Sporrrt: Sports & Outdoors

Test Music: Music: DO NOT BUY,
Test Book - DO NOT BUY,
TEST ITEM - DO NOT BUY,
This is a test item - DO NOT BID,
test Item tool,
test item shoe men,
test 2 item,
Christmas in the Country Test Item do not buy,
This Is Another Test Item (Polyphonic Ringtone),
This Is Yet Another Test Item (Polyphonic Ringtone),
This Is Another Test Item 2 (Polyphonic Ringtone),
This Is a Test Item (Polyphonic Ringtone),
This Is Once Again Yet Another Test Item (Polyphonic Ringtone),
Test Music Item with more than 500 char description,
Test Classical Music Item with Greater than 500 in description,
Test Item,
Test item One,
Test item Two,
Test Item 2 FINAL,
Test Item $8,888.00 Product Features: eat it,
Test DVD title.. I am testing title changes,
Test Item by Do Not Buy

Hgiyiyi (hgjhjh, hjhk) (Paperback) by jjjj (Translator, Author), jjjjj (Narrator),
ACME Rocket Launcher,
More Dried Oats: Gourmet Food,
Atomic clock explosion not for sale Do not buy this (Blast the pin head, Volume 1),
Do not buy from me storefront,
Tommy's Hat $5,999

And my favorites for the last two:
Foo, and TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE,
3.05.2007 @ 5:05 PM
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7 Comments +

Some otherwise perfectly legitimate-seeming items have odd data in Amazon's systems. Take, for example, this book by Dkmfkmkglklkgbkvbkbv.
by James Grimmelmann at 9:32 AM 
Just to add, a handful from amazon.co.uk: Test Was Karentest4,
Test Item - camera media,
Test Item - Monitor - Do Not Buy,
Test Item - DO NOT BUY,
Test Item - Monitor Presentation - Do Not Buy,
Test Item - camera lense - Do Not Buy,
TEST TEST Phone DO NOT BUY,
TEST TEST Two Way Radio DO NOT BUY,
TEST TEST Blank Media for Cameras DO NOT BUY,
Test Item DO NOT PURCHASE,
Test Item,
Test DVD - DO NOT BUY (Region 5),
TEST Trial -- Do Not Buy This (Hardcover),
Test Book - DO NOT BUY (Pamphlet).
by kokogiak at 10:35 AM 
qwert schmarble has sadly been gone for a few years, but you can still see a review for it at http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2YKI937KY45R9?ie=UTF8
by Scott at 12:34 PM 
This is just funny! For how long have they been there? Why not clean them?
by Yan at 3:44 PM 
ah the days of "qwert schmarble" and "qwert yatta test" thanks for posting these alan!
by joe at 3:53 PM 
I only looked at a few of the items listed, but all of them had the same notice: "This page was created by a seller."

Appears that Amazon is in danger of becoming Wikipied, (Wikizon?), by letting any Yahoo (pun intended) become a seller.
by Wes at 4:21 PM 
One of my favorites is the:
JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
by drew at 1:40 PM 
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